Roses are red, violets are blue. Give something else to the lady who birthed you.
So you can fast-forward to the actual eating part.
Better than candy cane Pez dispensers.
Take a few minutes out to just focus on you.
Because no one needs an endless supply of tongs.
Bring what no guest has brought before.
Way better than a pair of compression socks.
Couples who work out together stay together, right?
Upgrade her workout/hangout gear.
Treat your S.O., galentine, swolemate, fit friend, or yourself.
Your friends won't have to pretend to like your presents anymore.
The best things short of a year-long gym membership.